The other day, my wife suddenly developed a fever in the middle of the night. Unfortunately, it was late at night, and the municipal hospital was out of hours. A middle-aged town doctor said to her wife, who was screaming with a high fever, "Hurry up and put a suppository in your wife to relieve the fever." To be honest, I didn't feel very calm when I said, "In front of my eyes, a male doctor inserts a suppository into my wife's butthole."
